$RETARDED THIS BEARMARKET IS RETARDED SEND THE DOG WE CANT CONTROL THIS BUY HIGH SELL LOW UP ONLY (DOWN) WOOF $RETARDED THIS BEARMARKET IS RETARDED SEND THE DOG WE CANT CONTROL THIS BUY HIGH SELL LOW UP ONLY (DOWN) WOOF

Ticker: $RETARDED

This bearmarket
is retarded

We cant control this retarded market, but we can send this retarded dog.

A very confused German Shepherd sitting sideways in the snow

mfw the chart

Buy now

The lore

Retarded by design

No utility. No roadmap that survives contact with reality. Just one confused dog and a chart that does whatever it wants.

The market is retarded

Up only? Down only? Nobody knows. We stopped pretending. We just hold and woof into the void.

Send the dog

We cant control this retarded market, but we can absolutely control how hard we send this retarded dog. To the moon, sideways, in the snow.

Tokenomics

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0% (we forgot)

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BURNED

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